Because her life is so hard, man.

Emodog doesn’t have a rawhide problem - she can quit whenever she wants, okay!?!

Oh Emodog, give it a rest already.

Emo dog isn’t dead, just resting.

Emo dog killed this fur coat that she found in a box on the sidewalk fair and square.

Sometimes we think that Emodog’s tongue is still growing.

Emo dog still thinks the measuring cup was in the wrong.

Quick, emodog: be passive.

If you give emodog a stuffed animal, she’ll still pick the rawhide bone.

Emo dog is not above using a discarded pacifier for its intended purpose.

Spoiled? Emodog? How can you say such a thing?